VILLANELLE


SHE ORGASMS WHEN SHE SNEEZES

She orgasms when she sneezes.
She has no blankets on her bed.
And she welcomes icy breezes!

Through snow-filled winters she freezes,
hopes the cold will go to her head.
She orgasms when she sneezes.

Her delightful garden teases,
flowers in bloom from fence to shed.
And she welcomes icy breezes!

She enjoys her teddy’s squeezes;
she is allergic to her Ted.
She orgasms when she sneezes.

Through the night as passion seizes,
dust clouds billow around her head.
And she welcomes icy breezes!

Ted pampers, cuddles and pleases,
when they are tucked up in her bed.
She orgasms when she sneezes.
And she welcomes icy breezes!